BEANSTALK presents BALKANOLOGY: The masked Vampyre Ball 1819 feat. NOZE (FR)


  • Date: 7 & 8th Sept 2012
  • Venue: Old BIscuit Mill, Woodstock, Cape Town

After a brutal winter of snow and rain falling from the skies like wooden stakes, the suave undead, aching for a social gathering befitting of their stature, are stirring in their lavish mausoleums. For the news has reached them like the scent of the young, beautiful and mortal: The clans shall congregate once more in a celebration for the Masked Vampyre Ball – 1819!

 The master has sent for James to polish his most expensive Twoshoes for when the clock strikes 21:00 the precocious young vampires of the Imp-aler Orchestra under the conductorship of the Esteemed Lord Vlad the VI  shall serenade the ballroom of the undead with symphonies of the great composer, Maoriginal. The non-blood relations that make the duo of Nôze, has also sent a missive confirming their attendance.

 In Cloak Towne, the Nomadic Orchestra shall have even the most distinguished guest swinging like a rabid bat from the crystal chandeliers. In the old Transvaalania we have summoned Bram Stoker himself to read from his classic tome.

 This event, dear reader, will be a opulent blue-blooded affair. Guests are reminded to make their preparations in due time as to not be caught off-guard, for the revelry shall be such, that daylight might sneak up upon the proceedings and vapourise the ill-equipped!

 For the brave amongst us, throw a roll of the dice and partake in the game of chance. Receive a Kiss or get bitten by Santanico Pandemonium, primary Queen Vampyre, rescued by our brave team from the ruins of the Titty Twister.

 Hematologists unite, for there will be blood.


Noze (France)

Vlad & the mini Imp’alers Orchestra (Transylvania)

Bram Stoker, Live readings from his classic novel -JHB only-

Nomadic Orchestra -CPT only-




Tickets: R160 presold, R200 at the door


Cape Town:

Truth Coffee, 36 Buitenkant Street 021 2000440

SKA – 161 Long St. – 021 426 5025

SKA – Kalk Bay 17 main rd. – 021 788 7437

SKA – Observatory, 105 lower main rd. – 021 447 6014,

Cavendish Centre (connect): 021-6711367




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